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October 14th, 2005 by mike

In response to our enormously popular Trapezoidal Linking Matrifluxâ„¢, a large number of people have asked for other advanced link building ideas designed to give you the edge in the linking war TODAY.

We here at ISoS listen to our readership, and in response have put together a new eBook: Super Advanced, Mega Effective, Hyper Algo-Busting Link Strategies For The Ãœber-Ultra-Intellectual Search Marketer. This eBook contains 199 link building Secrets that are easy, proven and effective, and the Engines don’t want you to know about them.

“But are the ideas really that good” we hear you ask. Don’t take our word for it, read the FREE excerpt from Chapter XLIV below and make up your own mind!

We must warn you though: this eBook is not for the novice. In fact, the ideas it contains are so advanced we can’t offer it for sale publically, and you need to email us a 1,500 word essay proving that you are ready for the explosive secrets Super Advanced, Mega Effective, Hyper Algo-Busting Link Strategies For The Ãœber-Ultra-Intellectual Search Marketer contains.

But enough sales talk, on with the sample chapter:

Committing Crimes for Links: How Smart Marketers Work The Press For Links
Many people are afraid of jail. They have seen movies such as The Green Mile, watched Oz on television and think how terrible it would be to be jailed. As such, they choose to abide by the law.

How wrong they are, and how many easy links these people miss out on!!!

Smart marketers have for a long time realised that Crime does pay: IN LINKS!!! Buckets and Bucket loads of links.

Which Crimes Should I Commit
So often, people ask us what crimes they should commit. That really depends upon your target audience, the reward and the time you will have to do when caught.

Firstly, think White collar. You don’t want Michael Jackson or OJ style notoriety, you want links and the inevitable consequence that follows: PROFIT. Something like what Rumsfield did with Halliburton is ideal, or what Martha Stewart got busted for.

And haven’t Martha’s links gone through the roof? And to think, no fear of Hilltop or TSPR for Martha, as many links are from good, quality, trusted resources, many with high PageRanks, and all spread across multiple IP ranges and C Blocks, with varying anchor text.

You can’t get much more trusted than CNN, and Martha’s questionable tactics have paid off massively in the only currency that maters: LINKS. Sure, she got jail time, but the LINKS and subsequent PROFITS will help pay for lawyers to keep her out of jail. And even if she does time, in four years it will all be forgotten, but Martha will still have all those links!

Local Crimes For A Local Audience
The next factor in your choice is your audience. If you serve mostly a local market, something small and local makes sense. Doing something like 150mph in a school zone while drunk or high on prescription drugs (to improve your defence) is sure to get you a ton of links from the local press. You may even jag a national press link from a major news outlet like the NY Times if you are lucky and it is a slow news day. As the NY Times feeds many smaller sites, this one story can often get you even more links.

If, however, you are in a competitive global or national market, then committing a crime of national importance can get you the right coverage. White Collar insider trading is a great way to get links, especially for listed companies as the likes of Yahoo Finance and the various market wraps are forced to link to you.

Changing Your Name To Your Primary Keywords
While smart marketers commit crimes, the Ãœber-Ultra-Intellectual change their names by deed pole to include their target keywords, ensuring them of even more publicity.

Can you imagine what Headlines like “Buy-Cheap-Viagra-Online-at-imaginarypharmacy.com Found Guilty” will do for your business? Even better, there is no need to worry about anchor text when your name includes your target keywords!

There is, of course, some debate as to whether dashes, underscores or runningwordstogether is better. From our research, we can say categorically that dashes are an absolute must. Regulators, it seems, don’t like underscores, but are comfortable with hyphens, e.g. Catherine Zeta-Jones. Newspaper sub-editors, as well, prefer dashes, as it ensures that headlines wrap, thus ensuring your name is used, and not some insult like “Goose”, “Idiot” or “halfwit”, which is likely for many local crimes. For these reasons, we can’t stress strongly enough the use of dashes over anything else when changing your name.

So there you have it, PROFIT is just a misdemeanour away for Ãœber-Ultra-Intellectual Search Marketer. In the next chapter, we go into more detail about how to choose a lawyer that can get you off, and the top 10 crimes to commit. For those Ãœber-Ultra-Intellectual Search Marketers that are already implementing this strategy, you can skip straight to Chapter XLVI: Death, The Darwin Awards and Links: Making Your Death Work For You.

Ready to Buy?
Are you ready to buy? If not, ask yourself this: will my competitor buy, and if so, will I ever be able to catch up?

Remember, this eBook is so advanced we can’t offer it for sale publically. You need to email us with a 1,500 word essay as to why you are advanced enough to receive the explosive secrets this Super Advanced, Mega Effective, Hyper Algo-Busting Link Strategies For The Ãœber-Ultra-Intellectual Search Marketer contains.

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